Predicament...

Now this might not sound like the end of the world to most of the world, but I'm running low on lube.

I'm getting into the red zone of my favorite lube to date, the pump-action 8.45 fluid ounce bottle of Maximus lube. You can call it Wonder Lube or Magic Lube, if you like.

I got it some time in June, so roughly 6 months to drain this sucker, and while that may seem like a long time, I didn't start vigorously using it until a few months ago.

It's sort of that accomplished feeling that you get after you extinguish a bottle of toothpaste.

Anywho, luckily I ordered two new bottles (one Maximus, one Liquid Silk) and they're on their way, but the bleak question is, will they make it here in time?

I'll elaborate... I masturbate, a lot. A lot, a lot. It keeps me sane. It keeps me happy. It keeps me from being an outright snarky sarcastic cranky bitch with no verbal filter. It therefore keeps the world a happier place.

Now do we see the importance of lube?